19 Quotes by Red Tash

I envisioned him tied in a chair, an iron arrow pointed at his brow. Ah, the power of positive thinking.

I would have said sacrificing one of his own kind was a new low for Jag, but honestly? Jag was a bottomless pit of low.

He looked up at the round, stained glass window in front of him, a blurred kaleidoscope backlit in the morning sun. It glowed. The color of heaven. Of her hair. He sat back and cracked open the dry, leather cover of a pew Bible, and a mixture of sweat and tears christened its pristine pages.

Oh, hell. You're a fairy," I said. "Yeah," he said. "You know, they call it 'being gay' nowadays, but sure, whatever.

If Liana wanted to fight over Harlow, she was going to lose. Not that I liked him that way. That was to say, I wasn't sure how I felt about Harlow, but it damned sure wasn't up to her to tell me.

A sign read "Free drinks for billiards competitors only." Hand-lettered below read "All others will pay." It was written in blood. I could tell because a red fairy with what looked like black insect wings was writing it at the time, with his own dismembered finger.

When am I going to learn to stop questioning authority and just eat the Soylent Green?

Only the wicked understand the ways of the wicked, my dear. ~Madame Zelda to Roller Deb

They’re distracted. Good thing about living in the landfill,” he said. “Lots here to catch the attention of the fae. They’re so ADHD.