6 Quotes by Richard Benson

Q: Explain the concept of homeostasis?A: It is when you stay at home all day and don’t go out.

Just because you talked about your feelings all the time didn't mean you were any more sensitive, or that you cared more.

Marin used to participate in Proposition 90, but the Board of Supervisors rescinded it Dec. 17, 1996,

Bananas are more like flowers, ... you can't mess around with them.

instead of properly recognizing them as continuing contracts.

I haven't seen any Caribbean bananas around here since before Christmas.