3,416 Quotes by Rick Riordan

We’ve arrived,” Leo announced. “Time to Split.”Frank groaned. “Can we leave Valdez in Croatia?

Loki, who put the con in conniving.

As soon as he was in range, I struck. I put all my wrath into that punch. It should have been enough to vaporize Mikey and leave a thug-shaped impression on the asphalt.Instead he ducked, which I found quite annoying.I stumbled forward. I have to say that when Prometheus fashioned you humans out of clay he did a shoddy job. Mortal legs are clumsy. I tried to compensate, drawing upon my boundless reserves of agility, but Mikey kicked me in the back. I fell on my divine face.

Percy stormed over to the magical cooler. No one tried to stop him. He knocked open the lid and rummaged throught the ice. There had to be one. Please. He was rewarded with s silver-and-red can of soda. He brandished it at the dolphin warriors as if spraying them with bug repellent. "Behold!" Percy shouted. "The god's chosen beverage. Tremble before the horror of Diet Coke!

Khione’s eyes flared pure white. For once, she seemed at a loss for words. She stormed back up the stairs—literally. Halfway up, she turned into a blizzard and disappeared.

Strange things conspire when one tries to cheat fate

You cannot control your parentage, but you can control your legacy.

Jason decided there was nothing in the world scarier than a gang of bat-wielding grannies.

I have brought you a hero’s fate, and a hero’s fate is never happy. It is never anything but tragic.