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I am pretty sure that, if you will be quite honest, you will admit that a good rousing sneeze, one that tears open your collar and throws your hair into your eyes, is really one of life's sensational pleasures.
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The wise man thinks once before he speaks twice.
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I don't want to be an alarmist, but I think that the Younger Generation is up to something.... I base my apprehension on nothing more definite than the fact that they are always coming in and going out of the house, without any apparent reason.
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One of the easiest forms of pretense to break down is the pretense of enthusiasm for exotic foods. Just bring on the exotic foods.
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England and America should scrap cricket and baseball and come up with a new game that they both can play. Like baseball, for example.
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All that a spectator gets out of the game is fresh air, the comical articles in his program, the sight of twenty-two young men rushing about in mysterious formations, and whatever he brought in his flask.
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Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people.
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The ideal age for a boy to own a dog is between forty-five and fifty.
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There are several ways to apportion the family income, all of them unsatisfactory.
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