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I may be forty, but every morning when I get up, I feel like a twenty-year-old. Unfortunately, there's never one around.
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It's an awful thing to grow old by yourself. My wife hasn't had a birthday in seven years.
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I understand the big food companies are developing a tearless onion. I think they can do it - after all, they've already given us tasteless bread.
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As much as we admire all the characteristics of a Ronald Reagan, as soon as something goes wrong, people will hate those same characteristics.
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THe world now has so many problems that if Moses had come down from Mount Sinai today, the two tablets he'd carry would be aspirin.
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All that means is that something devastating can happen to you today or to your family & all you can do is cry about it or panic or just be grief-stricken about it; but a year or two from now or maybe ten years from now, or maybe two months or two days, you might be able to see the humor in that problem.
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I don't want to say anything about my kids...but I go to PTA meetings under an assumed name!
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Thanks to modern medicine we are no longer forced to endure prolonged pain, disease, discomfort and wealth.
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Noise pollution is a relative thing. In a city, it's a jet plane taking off. In a monastery, it's a pen that scratches.
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