321 Quotes by Roseanne Barr

The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it.

The most out-there thing I’m saying is, ‘Don’t have babies. Don’t get married and have kids. Have a larger life than that.

I figure when my husband comes home from work, if the kids are still alive, then I've done my job.

Men read maps better than women because only men can understand the concept of an inch equaling a hundred miles.

Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself.

To expect life to treat you good is foolish as hoping a bull won't hit you because you are a vegetarian.

I consider myself to be apretty good judge of people...That's why I don't like any of them.

Excuse the mess, but we live here.

I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.