32 Quotes About Pms

Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself.

I was beginning to think that Simon just had a bad case of OCD, ADD, and PMS. With a little BS and OMG mixed in.

Never mess with a woman in PMS and a man on Testosterone.

Be her hero and love her even during those times when she despises herself.

The hormonal interplay inside a woman’s head creates her reality. Her hormones tell her day to day what’s important. They mold her desires and values.

Men suck,” Bailey said, nodding supportively then frowning at Vaughn. “Why do you suck so much? Too much ball toxins?” “Sounds about right,” he muttered, rolling another strike. “Girls get PMS. Guys get ball toxins. Common knowledge.

The goal is to get your estrogen where it should be so you don’t have to hang out in social support groups that do nothing but chew the cud on how miserable they are without estrogen.

Estrogen decides everything.

A startled giggle burst out of me. Paranormal Management Society. PMS. I hadn't even thought of it like that.