15 Quotes by Roseanne Roseanne

I hate the word housewife; I don't like the word home-maker either. I want to be called Domestic Goddess.

I think we're looking at a pretty strong housing market despite the fact that starts didn't rise, ... far from runaway.

My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside.

We had donations from five families and it all fell in place, which says this was clearly from a power higher than us.

The quickest way to a man's heart is through his ribcage.

Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself.

The thing women have got to learn is that nobody gives you power. You just take it.

There were some issues and a lack of police presence,

There's a certain class of mutual fund investors who are quite sensitive to negative news. And you can identify those people by redemption behavior, which did start to pick up last year, ... However, in the aggregate, mutual fund inflows are slowing, they're not declining.