85 Quotes by Sam Ewing

Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he's talking about.

We are all born into the world with nothing. Everything we acquire after that is profit.

Nothing is so embarrassing as watching someone do something that you said couldn't be done.

Nobody ever asks a father how he manages to combine marriage and a career.

The government deficit is the difference between the amount of money the government spends and the amount it has the nerve to collect.

When you finally go back to your old hometown, you find it wasn't the old home you missed but your childhood.

Ever notice that nothing changes the color of paint like putting it on a wall?

A neighbor will stand at your door talking for 20 minutes because she doesn't have time to come in.

I try to figure my adjusted gross income, but no matter how I figure it, it's still gross.