91 Quotes by Sam Kinison

What happened? Satan was busy?

I'm attracted to heartbreakers.

Ive never been against women. That anti-feminist rap is bogus. I think men should be nice to women, buy them diamonds.

There's no happy ending to cocaine. You either die, you go to jail, or else you run out.

You gotta keep falling in love. You gotta believe in it. What are you going to do... give sheep the vote?

I look for women I know are gonna bust me up good. Come on, man, who can resist that? Who can resist that emotional pain? Yeah, they all have the same line, they're so sweet: I'm not gonna hurt you like all the others. Really I'm not. I'm gonna introduce you to a whole new level of pain!

Well, life was tough, but at least I was able to live it out and I was able to face death and not be afraid.

How does a guy look at another guy's hairy ass, and find love?

Rock Against Drugs, what a name. Somebody was high when they came up with that title. It's like Christians Against Christ. Rock created drugs.