5 Quotes by Scott Edward Shjefte

I have been searching all over town and have been to bars all over, been to five just on this block, I am old, tired and in my senior years and my choppers don't work well anymore -- tell me now please: Where, Oh where is the Bar tender?

A termite walks into the bar, slowly crawls up on the bar stool and says, "I have been searching all over town and have been to bars all over, been to five just on this block, I am old, tired and in my senior years and my choppers don't work well anymore -- tell me now please: Where, Oh where is the Bar tender?

You can flip a coin but Schrodinger's pet cat will still be in that box.

A pessimist says the glass is half empty, an optimist says the glass is half full, and an engineer says the glass is too big.

When you flip a coin there is a very small but finite chance you will never ever see that coin again.