21 Quotes by Shannon Stacey

Sometimes you can't stand the sound of her voice and other times you wonder how you'd even breathe if she wasn't there. That's marriage, and she'll feel the same way.

Now she had to pretend not to love the man she was pretending to love while pretending she wasn't sleeping with him.

One of my favorite quotes is:"... If I strike you it ain't going to be in your fancy.

He could do this. He'd survived boot camp. He'd survived combat and the harsh weather of Afghanistan. He could survive broccoli. Probably.

When family really needed you, nothing else mattered.

Elizabeth Sarah Kowalski!""Whoa," Evan said in a low voice. "How bad does a word have to be to get you middle-named during dirty Scrabble?

Why do you have to be such a nice guy?” He flashed his dimples at her. “You’ve met my mother. Too scared not to be.

Of course I’m getting ideas. You’re hot and I’m not dead. But I know enough not to confuse lust with anything else.”She snorted and looked out her window. “Oh yes, Sean Kowalski. Your amazing kisses have made all rational thought fly out of my besotted brain. If only you could fill me with your magic penis, I know we’ll fall madly in love and live happily ever after.”The truck jerked and she glanced over to find him glaring at her. “Don’t ever say that again.

Who’s Beth?” Keri asked.“The bartender at your wedding.”“Oh, that’s right. How could I forget whenmy husband almost got thrown out of our ownreception for trying to hire her like a hooker orsomething.”“What’s a hooker?” Bobby asked.Keri’s island tan flushed pink. “Oops.”“You put it on the end of a fishing pole,dummy,” Brian explained.Bobby frowned. “Uncle Joe tried to hire aworm?