5 Quotes by Shawn Keenan

It sounds like you aren't used to having something so powerful between your legs," Abbey said. "Maybe you should let me drive.

You're going to be too busy being at my beck and call to worry about doing any driving.

Don't mind her," Kip said to Nicki. "She's just crabby from the long ride." "Yeah, I've been riding with...I mean on...a horse's ass all day," Abbey quipped.

That’s a pretty serious club, requiring tattoos. I thought only math club did that. – Jayke to Amber-.

She looks like she bathes. Maybe in a tub of puppies’ tears, though. – Jayke Wolff.