149 Quotes by Spike Milligan

This silent call you make, A silence so loud I fear the world knows it's meaning If you fill every corner of a room Where can I look? If I close my eyes the silence becomes louder! There is no escape from you The only way out is in

Blessed are the cracked, for they let in the light

My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!

Its all in the mind, you know.

There are holes in the sky Where the rain gets in, But they're ever so small That's why rain is thin.

One day the "Don't Knows" will get in and then where will we be?

Never return to a doctor whose office plants have died. After five days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.

We were making love in the back of a truck and we got carried away.

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