3,122 Quotes by Terry Pratchett

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These people were not only cheering, they were throwing flowers and hats. The hats were made of stone, but the thought was there.

...and the funny thing was that people who weren't entirely certain they were right always argued much louder than other people, as if the main person they were trying to convince were themselves.

Money is an unavoidable consequence, but it isn't the reason I write; if it was, I wouldn't have written any of the YA books, because advances in that field are small compared to what I'd got now for an 'adult' DW.

When it's time to stop living, I will certainly make Death my number one choice!

Soon to come in licorice, orange, cinnamon, and banana, but not strawberry, because I hate strawberries.

Somewhere around the place I've got an unfinished short story about Schrodinger's Dog; it was mostly moaning about all the attention the cat was getting.

There are some people who hate my guts. But that goes with the territory.

Vimes's lack of interest in other people's children was limitless.