3,122 Quotes by Terry Pratchett

This book had two authors, and they were both the same person.

And the people of Ankh-Morpork are so thirsty for novelty that the whole city is, you might say, hurrying the future along for the sheer joy of watching its progress.

Charity ain't giving people what you wants to give, it's giving people what they need to get.

Plans can break down. You cannot plan the future. Only presumptuous fools plan. The wise man steers.

Evil in general does not sleep, and therefore doesn't see why anyone else should.

A lie can run round the world before the truth has got its boots on.

The truth may be out there, but the lies are inside your head.

Brighten up the world like a little sunbeam.

It was the kind of storm that suggests the whole sky has swallowed a diuretic.