15 Quotes by The Covert Comic

My uncle once told me 'There are no shortcuts to any place worth going.'I said 'To get here to see you, I took a short cut.'My uncle pretty much leaves me alone now.

Philadelphia is just the tip of the Pittsburgh.

If we get a 3D printer at the office, the first thing I’m printing with it is a new 3D printer just for me!

Black graffiti on a black helicopter.

Secret 7591.42.21. Avoiding weasel words in your intelligence analysis isn't easy when your intelligence analysis is about weasels.

Ever notice that phrenologists have funny-shaped heads?

I'd rather have less time than I think, than less think than I have time.

The real mystery isn't what's under the redaction mark, but what's above it.

The medium is the message, the message is encrypted, and the encryption key is controlled by NSA.