32 Quotes by The Harvard Lampoon

I want to leave all my friends and the sunlight for a small, rainy town.

You should have seen the costumes for the last few prom themes: Pimps and their srteet ho's; CEOs and their office ho's; GI Joes and their combat ho's; Gardeners and their garden hose;Firemen and their fire hose... If you ask me, a 'masquerade' theme isn't flattering for anyones features, nor does it define the apppropriate gender roles very clearly.

The next day was wonderful...and terrible. So, overall, I guess it was okay.

Rebellion is all we'll be talking about. Love is revolution, a kind of coup d'état and cultural reprogramming in its own little way.

Allow me," said the elf, proffering Gimlet's beard to Frito, who was now sneezing uncontrollably.

When guys gnash their teeth and knit their brows in a broody, furious expression, it means they have found their soulmate.

I had a dejected, brooding expression on my face, and Icould tell from the reflection in the window that it was alsoan intriguing expression.

Elf-dog," hissed Gimlet, retrieving his beard."Pig of a dwarf," suggested Legolam."Toymaker.""Gold-digger.

Do not mock powers beyond your knowledge, impudent hair-foot