97 Quotes by Vicki Lawrence

You are really nuts, you know it? One a these days they're gonna come over and just lock you up! You aren't playing with a full deck, Eunice. I think somebody blew your pilot light out. There's more. You know what? You got splinters in the windmill of your mind. You're playin hockey with a warped puck! I think you dine sprung a leak in your dingey....

Life is much too serious to be taken seriously.

That's my opportunity to hide behind that old lady and say what I want to say.

Everyone has a crazy old lady in their family like 'Mama.' No one ever comes up to me and says 'Mama' is just like them, so no one is ever offended by her. Even young people like to laugh at her. I think she helps kids appreciate their own grandmothers more.

I wanted to study to be a dental hygienist, marry a rich dentist, and hang it up.

Everybody just told me from the day I went into high school that I looked like Carol Burnett.

I always tell people I went to the Harvard School of Comedy in front of America.

The fun part for me is to just really push that envelope.

Things have always sort of happened for me. Something else always comes up.