5 Quotes by Victor Kloss

Is the prospect of magic any more outrageous than a dragon train?

Was he a real goblin? A minute ago Ben would have scoffed at the prospect, but then came the dragon.

Will the devil be home?”“My grandma is not the devil,” Ben said, smiling despite the insult. “Besides, isn’t the devil a male?”“I thought so until I met your grandma. Could you tell her to stop calling me Fatty?”“You could stand to lose a little weight.

Charlie said, his voice rising an octave in desperation. “I know it’s ridiculous, but I keep trying to rationalise everything and it’s driving me crazy. Did you spot that flying horse earlier? I found myself trying to explain it with Darwin’s Theory of Evolution.

Sir, this is absurd,” he said. “You have the wrong Greenwood. There must be a lord or nobleman with the same surname. I have no association with whoever organised this meeting.” The guard’s face darkened. “This meeting has been organised by Her Majesty, the Queen. Unfortunately, there has been no mistake. Now, be seated and be silent.