39 Quotes by W.C. Fields
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If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon.
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I'm free of all prejudices. I hate all people equally.
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Always smile first thing in the morning.Might as well get it over with.
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You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it.
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The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.
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The world is such a dangerous place a man is lucky to get out alive.
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It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.
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Marry an outdoors woman. That way, if you have to throw her out into the yard for the night, she can still survive.
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Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
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