223 Quotes by Wanda Sykes

If you're passionate about your work, it makes the people around you want to be involved too.

I enjoy stand-up because it has the biggest reward: instant gratification. You can hear the people laughing.

Rush Limbaugh was the 20th hijacker. I hope his kidneys fail.

Actually, I majored in marketing and I have a bachelor of science.

Men don't hear women.

I'm proud to be a woman. I'm proud to be a black woman, and I'm proud to be gay.

I'm here today because I refused to be unhappy. I took a chance.

I hate when women compare men to dogs. Men are not dogs. Dogs are loyal. I've never found any strange panties in my dog's house.

It's hard to get fired from the government. You have to, like, kill people.