223 Quotes by Wanda Sykes

And then also I think it's harder for women because comedy is so opposite of being ladylike.

I always want to go back and do stand-up; I like the freedom.

I'm like, If you do something dumb, I'll write about it. If you put something out there, to me it's like you're kind of asking for it.

I have a funny family, but none of them are remotely in show business.

That's what they want: two women. Fellas, I think that's a bit lofty. Because, come on, think about it - if you can't satisfy that one woman, why do you want to piss off another one? Why have two angry women in the bed with you at the same time? And think about it - you know how much you hate to talk after sex, imagine having two women just nagging you to death.

I watched a lot of comedy growing up.

If you don't believe in same-sex marriage, then don't marry somebody of the same sex.

Some government workers are dedicated and work hard, but most of them are just waiting to retire.

Whether you have a show or not, you can still be somewhere being funny.