12 Quotes by Whitney Gracia Williams

I got an 'A' in Business Marketing in college!- as if that means a goddamn thing in the real world...

They don't sell friends in stores....

What are you doing?'If I texted back too soon, he would think I wasn't doing anything and then he would probably try to come over. I watched another episode before texting him again: 'Watching Kim K. shop for a dress. You?'He texted back: 'Standing outside your door'.Shit!

I'm honestly ashamed to call you my friend sometimes.

I was planning to end this phase after a few weeks, but after one particular meeting, the lead advisor asked me not to come back. She said she'd noticed that every time I was asked to give a suggestion about an ex-husband to a grieving divorcee, I always said, "You should have him murdered.

I'm going to miss you... so fucking much.

I just realized that the key to advertising can be summed up in one word: Bullshit.

Any relationship built solely on instant attraction is a recipe for failure.

When I first saw you tonight," he lowered his voice and whispered in my ear, "I wanted to drag you out of here, drive you home, and fuck you in every room of my house for the rest of the weekend.