1,171 Quotes by Will Rogers

Prosperity this Winter is going to be enjoyed by everybody that is fortunate enough to get into the poor farm.

There is a hundred things to single you out for promotion in party politics besides ability.

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business?

Live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.

When you have helped to raise the standard of cooking, you have helped to raise the only thing in the world that really matters. We only have one or two wars in a lifetime, but we have three meals a day -- there's nothing in the world that we do as much as we do eating.

I know worrying works, because none of the stuff I worried about ever happened.

There is no income tax in Russia. But there's no income.

There's a simple solution to our traffic problems. We'll have business build the roads, and government build the cars.

We have been just going like a house afire, and we couldent see any reason why we shouldent keep right on burning. Our tastes were acquired on credit, and we wanted to keep on enjoying 'em on credit.