5 Quotes by Woody Miller

In ancient Greece and Rome being the penetrator was synonymous with being a man. Anything that subverted the concept of masculinity was punished with social ostracism and ridicule. And nothing mocked masculinity more than getting penetrated. Greeks and Romans didn’t really care whom you had sex with (women, men, boys, slaves) as long as you were the penetrator.

Practice gives you skills. Skills give you competence. Competence gives you confidence.

What's going on is he's not happy with the situation he's in. His drinking is a symptom of that, not the problem.

I've had dinner with him over in Europe where we were just constantly being interrupted by people who want autographs, pictures or to say they think he's great, and some of them are really rude.

It?s torture to do something you don?t like. It?s a constant, constant drain.