60 Quotes by Yakov Smirnoff

Balance is so important in our lives. In our busy world, we can give ourselves balance between thinking and feeling.

Men and women are immigrants in each other's worlds.

Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.

Americans think Soviets are so grim. I want them to see that they can smile.

When the needs of one person are being met by the other, there is laughter.

I have American in-laws, and I care about the environment. We don't use disposable diapers, which, of course, creates an environmental problem of our own.

I was this non-threatening funny guy who contrasted the image of the Brezhnevs and the Reagans of the world.

The ad in the paper said 'Big Sale. Last Week.' Why advertise? I already missed it. They're just rubbing it in.

In today's society we sometimes forget to balance our hearts and our heads; this is the reason we stop laughing.