561 Quotes by Zach Braff

It's not that I think the Nazis were right, or anything. It's just that, we weren't there, we don't know.

I love 'Scrubs.' It's the best day job in the world.

Everyday I question myself. I look in the mirror, or read one of my scripts, or I reflect on my acting and I say to myself 'that was good...but was it Zach Braff good?' Lets just say things have been looking pretty Zach Braff so far.

Don't get me started on cold toilet seats.

My tears cure cancer too, it's just that I laugh at cancer patients.

Yeah, I've banged some female costars. I swore I'd never tell their names, so instead I'll present some anagrams: Sahar Clahke and Haether Gharam.

Hitler had the right idea. He was just an underachiever.

I'm hanging out with my New York friends, my Jersey boys, my family and loving every single second of it.

I love queers as much as the next guy, I just don't think I should have to sit beside them on public transport.