133 Quotes by andy weir

I've always been a fan of science fiction. I grew up watching Star Trek. Now I get to live it!""Star Trek?" Trond asked. "Seriously? That's like a hundred years old.""Quality is quality," Jin said. "Age is irrelevant. No one bitches about Shakespeare fans.

I'm so close to Schiaparelli I can taste it. I guess it would taste like sand, mostly, but that's not the point.

Goddamn, it’s annoying to commit crimes in a small town.

Work fast.""Yeah." I point at the screen. "First I have to wait for my computer to wake up.""Hurry.""Okay, I'll wait faster.""Sarcasm.

Safety begins with the operator

Mars and my stupidity keep trying to kill me.

The planet’s famous red colour is from iron oxide coating everything. So it’s not just a desert. It’s a desert so old it’s literally rusting.

Watney snorted in their direction. Then he closed his eyes and felt the sun on his face. It was a nice, boring afternoon.

Elrond,” Bruce said. “The Council of Elrond. From Lord of the Rings. It’s the meeting where they decide to destroy the One Ring.”“Jesus,” Annie said. “None of you got laid in high school, did you?