147 Quotes About Mars

The Dimwit's Guide to the Female Mind might assist your efforts in understanding human females. But it must be pointed out that this subject can be a dangerous adventure and should be undertaken with extreme caution. After all, human males have been trying to understand their females for generations, and most of the time they come away from these encounters looking like someone stuck their tails into an electric socket.

Two hundred Romans, and no one’s got a pen? Never mind!" He slung his M16 onto his back and pulled out a hand grenade. There were many screaming Romans. Then the hand grenade morphed into a ballpoint pen, and Mars began to write. Frank looked at Percy with wide eyes. He mouthed: Can your sword do grenade form?Percy mouthed back, No. Shut up.

Until we see the monkeys do a round trip to Mars and return in a healthy state, talk of a manned mission to Mars is nothing more than corporate government propaganda.

Humans dream of making Mars more like Earth, while we continue to make Earth more like Mars.

Life is only precious because it ends, kid. Take it from a god. You mortals don't know how lucky you are

Mars tugs at the human imagination like no other planet. With a force mightier than gravity, it attracts the eye to the shimmering red presence in the clear night sky...

I shall remain on Mars and read a book.

If there were no war,We could construct a bridge between Earth and MarsMelting weapons in an open-hearth furnace.

Sun stares at Mercury.Mercury stares at Venus.Venus stares at Earth.Earth stares at Mars.Mars states at Jupiter.Jupiter stares at Saturn.Saturn stares at Uranus.Uranus stares at Neptune.Neptune stares at Moon.Moon stares at me.Me stares at Sun.