16 Quotes by kelly williams brown

One of the most jolting days of adulthood comes the first time you run out of toilet paper. Toilet paper, up until this point, always just existed. And now it's a finite resource, constantly in danger of extinction, that must be carefully tracked and monitored, like pandas?

People who have lots of power, people who care less about others, people are are more interested in what they want than what is just - sadly enough, these people tend to do pretty well for themselves, because they are more concerned with what works than what's right.

Put yourself in a humble place. Nothing is beneath you right now, except doling out hand jobs by the watercooler

Wise random strangers at bars are modern-day Oracles of Delphi, except drunk and sometimes leaving abruptly when it's their turn for karaoke.

It is hard to convince people of this, but oatmeal truly is miraculous. It gives you an amazing amount of energy, like cocaine.

It's not as though the world hates you- it just has no idea who you are

You're a grown-up, and you get to decide what behaviors affect you for five minutes versus what behaviors change you as a person.

What people describe as "authenticity" is an excuse to treat others poorly at least 70 percent of the time

People aren't good at processing important things when they're naked