Ninety percent of the people are not happy with their jobs. The remaining ten percent don’t deserve their jobs in the first place.

I feel, therefore, I am a fool.

Yes, I curse God all the time. On some days for giving us such a short life, and on others for giving us such a long one.

If a son has a peaceful relationship with his father, if neither of them ever shows contempt for the other, then either the father is a fool, or the son is.

A man is not mature unless he gets a certificate of maturity from a woman.

You don’t want a girlfriend. You want a therapist whom you can be intimate with.

12. “Do you believe in God?” asked the girl once again. “Yes, I do, I guess. Perhaps more so when I am in trouble. Especially when I am flying in an airplane.