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Did you kiss me?”“What? Why would you think that?” His smirking face seemed to give nothing away.“You bastard! Who cops a feel on an unconscious man?”“Not me. I like my feelees conscious.
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I don't know how breeder marriages ever work, since the wife never seems to understand.
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Roan tried not to stare, but the guard’s head was almost perfectly egg shaped. He wanted to ask him if he’d ever had a hen sit on him by mistake.
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It’s an expensive place. The cheapest salad is twenty-five dollars.”“I hope that comes with extra croutons and a hand job.
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He hated YouTube. He wishes it would die of mad cow disease.
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He hated YouTube. He wished it would die of mad cow disease.
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Cockblocked by the phone. Wanna bet it’s Focus On The Family or some Satanic organization like?
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