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The only way to explain how some people dress for the airport is they think no one else will be there.
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Twitter is currently valued at $8 billion, or $1 for every hour it has wasted.
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Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Give a man Twitter, and he will forget to eat and starve to death.
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Getting your news from Twitter is like asking a cat for directions.
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Cars will soon have the Internet on the dashboard. I worry that this will distract me from my texting.
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Thanks to the Internet, people we might have only suspected of being idiots can now give us ample evidence.
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I've invented Twofacebook, the antisocial network. You start being friends w/entire world & defriend people one by one.
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