A man is always devoted to something more tangible than a woman - the idea of her.

Where does love reveal itself? In beds, sofas, bathtubs – each section of a department store has its advantages.

If you want more development in your relationship, move to an urban area.

Like a valet who commits grand theft auto not to go for a joy ride but to open a used car lot, so do we seize upon love not to revel in its ecstasies but to haggle over its blue-book value.

Making love to a person in their sleep is the only guarantee they'll wake up with a smile on their face.