I don't believe in failure. I'm perseverant - I believe in failing.

If you want more development in your relationship, move to an urban area.

I love the smell of a new book, but I prefer inhaling fresh bottles of ink and glue. They get me more lightheaded – unless I read the book.

Careers are not made in a family business, they are born – by patricide. Then they die from neglect, and avoid the tragedy of being put out of business.

I study men like I study books: I skim their midsections.

Men only treat women like princesses when they want to use them like prostitutes.

I lost something magical in the process of growing up – my disillusionment.

Religious fasting is the best way to cure an anorexic's spirit: in heaven her condition will be normal.

Give up your dreams; you'll accomplish more without sleep.