When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.

You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D's in school. Well guess what, I get F's!!!

I say if a novelty Christmas song is funny one time, then it is funny every time. - Calvin

Leader, bandits at 2 o'clock! Roger; it's only 1:30 now-what'll I do 'til then?

There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.

The more you think about things, the weirder they seem. Take this milk. Why do we drink *cow* milk?? Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said, I think I'll drink whatever comes out of these things when I squeeze 'em!? - Calvin and Hobbes

Buttons ... check. Dials ... check. Switches ... check. Little colored lights ... check.