50 Quotes About Lemons

When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.

Plants are more courageous than almost all human beings: an orange tree would rather die than produce lemons, whereas instead of dying the average person would rather be someone they are not.

I believe when life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade...and try to find someone whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.

I have passed through some jobs that were real lemons.

When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.

When life gives you lemons, you don't make lemonade. You use the seeds to plant a whole orchard - an entire franchise! Or you could just stay on the Destiny Bus and drink lemonade someone else has made, from a can.

Lemons. He liked lemons. They made you make funny faces when you bit them, and a very, very long way in the future there was a really amazing planet where they'd evolved into people and lived in harmony with a variety of hyper-intelligent bee. Evolution. Thousands and thousands of years of tiny changes could turn little burning sparks of chemistry into people, into monsters and angels and even human beings.

When life gives you lemons ask it for sugar and water too. Otherwise your final product would be some acidic lemon juice!

That evening after dinner, I picked lemons from the tree in the backyard, the fruits golden bulbs under the rising moon.