20 Quotes by Bob Hope about funny

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    A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.

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    If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.

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    A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

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    A few years ago he had a big heart transplant in Chicago, a five-hour operation. It took the doctors four hours to get him on the operating table.

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    I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.

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    I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.

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    Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water.

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