An apple a day feeds the tapeworm to stay.

My life is so bad that it's worse than it really is.

There is a meaning of life but I've been sworn to secrecy.

My secret to maintaining a youthful appearance? Immaturity.

I finally decided what I want to be when I grow up - late.

We have our difference in common.

Mom lied. The crust is the shittiest part.

I can't name just one example. Then there's only one.

If you only go around once in life, then why has that one gone around more than once?