I forgot what I was going to think.

My life is so bad that it's worse than it really is.

If you only go around once in life, then why has that one gone around more than once?

Honest, I'm a liar. Believe me?

That's art. Nothing is for everybody.

Eighty percent of showing up for life is ninety percent exaggerated.

Ninety percent if life is fifty percent indecisive. The rest is confusing.

On the plus side, life doesn't add up.

Where have you been all of your life?