One should never give up on hope. Unless that's the name of the girl who cheated on you in which case, yeah, give her up.

Slap-stick comedy is really funny, unless you're the one getting slapped with the stick.

You know," Kavita begins, "I think I can pick out my own furniture. I am an artist after all. I do have some taste.""No you don't." Nick plainly states. "No man has taste. Besides, I didn't pick it out, she did. Wives are good for things like that.

Luck is the bastard child of Fate and Destiny.

Today I feel like I did tomorrow.