for a man of 55 who didn't get laid until he was 23 and not very often until he was 50 I think that I should stay listed via Pacific Telephone until I get as much as the average man has had

The ass is the face of the soul of sex.

Walking out with the people, I didn't know which was more exciting, the air race, the parachute jump that failed, or the cunt.

I always enjoyed being at women's places more than when they were at mine. When I was at their places I could always leave.

They had known who she was all right. She glistened with sex. Even the roaches and the ants and the flies wanted to fuck her.

В първата целувка, в първото чукане имаше драма. Хората бяха по-интересни в началото. После бавно, но сигурно започваха да се проявяват всички недостатъци и лудостта.

Nothing like beautiful legs. 'Cause with beautiful legs, even if you've been there only once or twice, there might be something up there besides the cunt, there might be something really marvellous this time - it could be a cunt, but it could be - it's just something about looking at the legs just makes you - I'm not saying there's anything wrong with the cunt, I'm just saying, you always imagine - some extra magic when you're looking at the outside portion of the female.

I guess lesbianism wasn't so rampant in those days, they would've gotten a bunk with each other and just left me alone, you know. Which would have been just as well, you know..

You women have more holes than swiss cheese.