15 Quotes by Colleen Hoover about Humor
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You wanted to lick my face the first time you saw me? Is that usually what you do when you’re attracted to guys?” I shake my head. “Not your face, your dimple. And no. You’re the only guy I’ve ever had the urge to lick.” He smiles at me confidently. “Good. Because you’re the only girl I’ve ever had the urge to love.
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Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
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Sigh""Did you just say sigh? out loud? instead of actually sighing?"Eye roll
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Don't stop" I tease in a seductive voice. " Give me more, Ben. Did you read eBooks or..." I run my finger slowly down his chest."Hardbacks?" He pulls his hands behind his head and a smug look washes over his face. "Oh, they were hardbacks, all right. And I'm not sure if you're ready for this, but...I have my own TBR pile. You should read it, Fallon. It's huge"
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I'm a fool.At least i'm a self aware fool.
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A palindrome,” I said the first time she told me. She looked at me, perplexed, and that’s when I knew I could never love her. What a waste of a palindrome she was, that Hannah.-Owen Gentry
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Will slams poems; I slam doors.
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Ridge: Well, then, I guess that means we’re roommates.Me: If we’re roommates, can you do me a favor?Ridge: What’s that?Me: If I ever start dating again, don’t be like Tori and sleep with my boyfriend, okay?Ridge: I can’t make any promises
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Dillon, if you're trying to impress me, You're going about it the wrong way. I much prefer a guy with a little more modesty and a lot less wife." -Tate
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