11 Quotes by Cristin Harber about funny
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You’re gorgeous. You’re sexy. You’re … asking me to cut that dress off you? I’m praying for strength.
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God, woman.” He closed his fist, not bothering to count off the dozens of other things she shouldn’t do. “You give me heartburn.”“No. Those are orgasms I give you, baby.
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Your booty call embargo will remain intact.
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That’ll be like catching Niagara fucking Falls with a fly net.
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Oh for Christ sakes. Ay carrumba, chimichanga. I have no idea what you’re saying, but shut your pretty pie hole.
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Oh, a grenade. But where is the bamboo bazooka?
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Chocolate cake and a diamond ring? In bed with the man of my dreams?
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She giggled. Giggled. Her cheeks pinked, and goddamn, if this plane didn’t get to the gate and un-board them, he was going to pull the emergency hatch.
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American girls shivered and quivered at the Aussie accent whispered against their bodies.
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