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Panicky despair is an underrated element of writing.
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Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking.
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We don't shoot somebody soon, I'm gonna forget how
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maybe somebody finally shot the dog.
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There are also a number of humans living up there (Canada), and in many ways they have a lifestyle quite similar to ours, including such traditional American activities as driving Japanese cars.
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Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
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Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
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What women want: To be loved, to be listened to, to be desired, to be respected, to be needed, to be trusted, and sometimes, just to be held. What men want: Tickets to the World Series.
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