33 Quotes by Fred Allen about funny


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    A committee is a group of the unprepared, appointed by the unwilling to do the unnecessary.

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    I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

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    Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs.

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    The last time I saw him he was walking down lover's lane holding his own hand.

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    My father never raised his hand to any one of his children, except in self-defense.

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