How do Polish people spell farm? E-I-E-I-O

A Polish guy locked his keys in the car. It took an hour to get his wife out.

Two Polish men at Halloween with burned faces. What happened? They were bobbing for french fries.

A Polish man bought a zebra for a pet. What does he call the zebra? Spot!

A Polish terrorist was sent to blow up a car. He burned his mouth on the exhaust pipe!

Two Santa Clauses on the corner. How can you tell the Polish one? The one with the Easter basket.

Have you seen the new Polish jigsaw puzzle? One piece.

You have the Midas touch. Everything you touch turns to a muffler.

Was that suit made to order? Where were you at the time?