That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough! I'm going to clown college.

When will you people learn? In America we stopped using corporal punishment and things have never been better. The streets are safe, old people strut confidently through the darkest alleys and the weak and nerdy are admired for their computer programming abilities. So, like us, let your children run wild and free, for as the old saying goes, 'Let your children run wild and free.

I'd be vegetarian if bacon grew on trees

Heehee. Look at this country. 'You are gay.