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The California cemeteries make dying sound so attractive it's a real effort to keep breathing.
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Hollywood, we decided, was a nice place to die, but we wouldn't want to live there.
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Son of Lady Chatterley's Lover had obvious commercial advantages (as a title for this book), but it impugned the marital status of my parents, something that enough critics were already doing.
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It was plain to see the Hollywood undertakers take care of everything. If you die you don't have to lift a finger.
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We were ensconced as guests of the exclusive Beverly Hilton Hotel, an edifice so swank that the fire ax in the hall outside our suite said: "In case of fire-break crystal."
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Then there was the time in Hollywood when I sat down in a breakaway chair and it collapsed on me. I was nearly knocked out and might have been even more seriously hurt but my fall was broken by the smog.
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... Variety and the Hollywood Reporter, two publications read more faithfully in Hollywood than the Koran is in Mecca.
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Disneyland is such a big thing to Californians, I discovered that when you cross the border you have to raise your right hand and take an oath that you believe in Walt Disney.
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The only non-believer I encountered was Oscar Levant who wouldn't visit Disneyland because he said he had his own hallucinations.
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